Dramatis Junkies

2011-01-16 [Triola]: Psschh, more even, you're just riding on my necroposting tails!

2011-01-16 [All_Most PUNK]: Could you do a picture of that? :P

2011-01-16 [Triola]:

2011-01-16 [Viking]: XD

2011-01-16 [Triola]: :P

2011-01-16 [Linderel]: That's so awesome :D I want one too!

2011-01-16 [Chimes]: Haaa. Love it.

2011-01-16 [Triola]:

2011-01-16 [Linderel]: <3<3<3 I love you :D

2011-01-16 [Triola]: I know ;)

2011-01-16 [Viking]: Who posted that one in 2010 -_-

2011-01-16 [Triola]: Dunno, I don't spell like that O:)

2011-01-16 [Viking]: Yeah, well, I'll find 'em!

*shakes fist*

2011-01-16 [hanhepi]: it's a typo, but certainly not mine.

2011-01-16 [Triola]: Someone could have sneakily misspelled it on purpose, but I can't imagine who that would be.

2011-01-17 [ally]: :D Those are brilliant!!!!!! <3

2011-01-17 [Triola]: :D

2011-01-17 [ally]: I forgot my badge though :P

2011-01-17 [Viking]: I think she's implying you didn't deserve one =P

2011-01-18 [ally]: Thank you, Captain Obvious :P

2011-01-21 [Nioniel]: Very cute. :)

2011-03-24 [iippo]: This wiki has much win. I hope I'm not outside the bounds of my jurisdiction (after all I am also a wikimancer, not just the forum judge) when I do dis: *stamps with approval*

2011-03-24 [Thunder Cid]: Most epic indeed.

2011-03-26 [ally]: I'm glad we have our forum judge back and the time of lawlessness is over. :3

2011-04-09 [Viking]: It will take her a while to catch up, so the wonderful lawlessness will continue for a bit longer =D

2011-04-24 [Akayume]: Ahhhhh junk. :P

2011-05-05 [kians mummy]: can i get on here

2011-05-05 [Akayume]: Sammie, you realize this isn't anything "official", correct?

2011-05-05 [Sunrose]: But it has a badge and personalised portraits :P

2011-05-05 [kians mummy]: yes, don't start with the sarcastic comments, your ment to be crew [Akayume]

thanks [Sunrose]

2011-05-05 [Akayume]: It wasn't sarcastic, actually. I was posing a fair question, I think. So I would appreciate it if you didn't reprimand me. (:

2011-05-05 [Sunrose]: You were totally being sarcastic, just admit you don't like sammie..

2011-05-05 [Triola]: Also, can one not be sarcastic and crew at the same time? Because I think that might just leave us without an entire crew xD

2011-05-05 [Sunrose]: That's why the entire crew is corrupt and why I quit so many years ago..

2011-05-05 [Triola]: Ah, yes, I remember now. That is why I quit too. My poor heart couldn't take it <.<

2011-05-05 [Sunrose]: Yea it's time someone lifted the lid and let everyone smell the foul stench!

2011-05-05 [kians mummy]: i agree with [Sunrose]

2011-05-05 [kians mummy]: back to me

so how do i get on here

2011-05-05 [Thunder Cid]: I thought it was because you two were embezzling donations.

2011-05-05 [Triola]: ... do we really have to? I like my sense of smell the way it is. Without foulness.

2011-05-05 [Triola]: And Sammie, keep posting in Junk and you might become a Junkie after a while :)

2011-05-05 [Sunrose]: The people on here are as corrupt as crew, some are even crew. You don't want to be a part of those assholes.

2011-05-05 [Triola]: Also, embezzling donations? This is libel! Libel I tell you!

2011-05-05 [kians mummy]: i do, as i like to help people

2011-05-05 [Triola]: Who would you help? And with what? If you don't mind me asking :)

2011-05-05 [kians mummy]: if i was the boss i will have fresh crew members and pick them farely instead of all them who are friends

2011-05-05 [Sunrose]: But they don't help anyone, they're just assholes :(

2011-05-05 [windowframe]: Has anyone on that list not been in crew at some point?

2011-05-05 [Triola]: Do you not want the crew to become friends?

2011-05-05 [Sunrose]: If you could assemble a crew, who would be in it?

2011-05-05 [kians mummy]: members, about anything, i have learnt alot in life, and i have heard alot on whats happend in my fiances life to, i would like the abillity to warn members about there behaviour but i can't do that as the crew don't like it, i used to do it so then they wouldn't get into trouble with the crew, but the crew said i am not aloud to

2011-05-05 [hanhepi]: well, considering no one on the crew likes me, i'd have to say i was chosen to be crew based on my merits. or my tits. coulda been my tits that did it.

2011-05-05 [Sunrose]: I'm not sure what question that's an answer to >_>

2011-05-05 [Akayume]: Speaking of sarcasm, [Sunrose] & [Triola]. :P

2011-05-05 [kians mummy]:
queen - [windowframe] as she is very good to talk to
king - [Hedda] as he is the main man
[Sunrose] great girl
[Kaimee] just amazing

2011-05-05 [Triola]: Definitely the tits, Han. And the sexual favours.

2011-05-05 [kians mummy]: your tits i guess, anyway, how are your tits lol

and that

2011-05-05 [Sunrose]: There's a reason almost all crew are girls, and the male ones probably have manboobs..

2011-05-05 [hanhepi]: oh, damn i forgot about the sexual favors. i am pretty damn talented in that area too. (and sunny, that was in response to the comment about crew being chosen because they were friends.)

2011-05-05 [hanhepi]: my tits are pretty good today sammie! a little sore (ugh, pms bloating) but relatively alright. thanks for asking!

2011-05-05 [Sunrose]: Yea I understood your comment, just not the one above that :P

2011-05-05 [kians mummy]: get yor eggs....... i mean tits out

2011-05-05 [Sunrose]: Get the tits out? :P

2011-05-05 [Thunder Cid]: My moobs didn't get me in _{my schlong could have helped though :/}

2011-05-05 [hanhepi]: oh, the one above mine. i understand now sunny.

and sammie: no.

2011-05-05 [hanhepi]: yes cid, your pecker did it. :D

2011-05-05 [kians mummy]: i got called a royal pain in the ass by [Yuriona], [Thunder Cid] insults me often and chucks sarcastic remarks at me all the time...... lets think of some more

2011-05-05 [kians mummy]: ohhh, why not lol

2011-05-05 [Thunder Cid]: Works every time *gots the magic stick*

2011-05-05 [Sunrose]: Sammie is digging hanhepi's tits..

2011-05-05 [kians mummy]: they are corrupt and un-helpful and need better training or sacked from the crew

2011-05-05 [kians mummy]: yeeeeaaahhhh

2011-05-05 [Akayume]: So you think Cid should be "sacked", but he in on your "awesome people" list?

Now, it's a little silly for you to accuse me of sarcasm then, don't you think? :P

2011-05-05 [hanhepi]: huh, i thought it was my bra digging into my tits. damn it sammie, quit digging my tits, they hurt damn it! and my tits are unhelpful, but hardly corrupt. i'm fairly certain my right tit is offended by that remark.

2011-05-05 [Flisky]: Wow...so having tits helps people get on crew? I never knew that.

2011-05-05 [hanhepi]: it does. i've heard a great ass, or awesome schlong helps too, but i don't know personally.

2011-05-05 [Triola]: Having tits helps with everything, really :D except running. It doesn't help with that.

2011-05-05 [kians mummy]: i haven't taken him off yet

2011-05-05 [Flisky]: Yeah, they just bounce when you run...

2011-05-05 [kians mummy]: it does to guys

2011-05-05 [Sunrose]: I think Akayume should be sacked..

2011-05-05 [Thunder Cid]: Hey better to chuck sarcastic remarks than logs :P

2011-05-05 [Akayume]: Just like those people making the credits on Monty Python? :O

I tried to carve something into the side of a moose once.

2011-05-05 [kians mummy]: i agree with [Sunrose] again

2011-05-05 [Flisky]: Why are we talking about sacking people?

2011-05-05 [Flisky]: And why aren't we talking about people in the sack?

2011-05-05 [Akayume]: ..._{Will you get in my sack Flisky?} (;

2011-05-05 [Triola]: I think Flisky should be sacked, she has a dirty mind!

2011-05-05 [Flisky]: Why, thank you, Triola. ^_^

_{And yes, I will, Akay. ;)}

2011-05-05 [Triola]: You're welcome :D

2011-05-05 [Akayume]: _*squee*

2011-05-05 [Sunrose]: I think everyone should be sacked and we should just start all over. Especially Silverfire, she's a bitch.

2011-05-05 [Akayume]: Are you trying to regain your position Sunny? :P

2011-05-05 [windowframe]: *bans Sunrose*

2011-05-05 [Triola]: Yes, let's sack everyone! I don't think there should be a crew at all, it creates unhealthy social levels and barriers within the communty, a horizontal structure where everyone work together in unity and harmony would be so much better :D

2011-05-05 [Sunrose]: I like my current position, it doesn't involve bending over :P

2011-05-05 [Flisky]: Yeah, but then we would totally start over with half the same people.

_{Akay: Name the time and place. Hahaha.}

2011-05-05 [Akayume]: @Triola-Can we smoke pot while we're at it?
@Sunny-Because now you can be on top? (;

2011-05-05 [Akayume]: _{@Flisky-Oh, you knoooow girl frannn! McDonalds? Noon? At the ball pit?}

2011-05-05 [kians mummy]: [Sunrose] i agree............again

2011-05-05 [kians mummy]: i red that

2011-05-05 [Thunder Cid]: You want Elftown to run as a communist site Triola?

2011-05-05 [Triola]: Akay, only if we listen to Bob Dylan at the same time :D and dance around barefoot in the grass!

2011-05-05 [Triola]: Yes, Cid, that would be just spiffy! :P

2011-05-05 [Akayume]: Hey, B Dylan went to my University. :P SUCK IT. >:D

2011-05-05 [Flisky]: _{@Akay: Ooo. I lub de ball pit!}

2011-05-05 [Triola]: Suck what? :P No, nevermind, I don't want to know...

2011-05-05 [Akayume]: _{@Flisky-he he he he he :3}

2011-05-05 [Flisky]: But...communists have government, too.

2011-05-05 [Triola]: That's because proper communism has yet to be implemented anywhere :P having a dictator is somehow going about it the wrong way

2011-05-05 [Flisky]: Suck her non-existent...um...what's the politically correct term for 'schlong'?

2011-05-05 [Akayume]: Just a little bit. :P

2011-05-05 [Akayume]: Penis? o.o

2011-05-05 [Viking]: I always wondered who the non-junkie watchers of this page were...

2011-05-05 [Flisky]: Oh, I got it, semen delivery apparatus!

2011-05-05 [Akayume]: Well, I'm not on the list but I post in junk and I lurk about here. :P

2011-05-05 [Akayume]: _{@Flisky-...You are amazing. XD}

2011-05-05 [Flisky]: @Viking: And now you know.

2011-05-05 [Triola]: Yeah, we might need to update this list soon if the current level of activity in the forum continues :P

2011-05-05 [hanhepi]: @triola: omg, you're a pinko! i knew it!
@viking: this really brought em outta the woodwork. does the total match the comments? i'm not gonna do the math.

2011-05-05 [Flisky]: And I lurk in Junk and post here. Hahaha. (Sorry, I just took too many pain killers to get rid of my brain pain. On the bright side, it worked, on the down side, I feel a little funny.)

2011-05-05 [Akayume]: Flisky! I think we bonded in those ball pits. :P We are too much alike!

2011-05-05 [kians mummy]: Again, How do i join?.

2011-05-05 [Chimes]: 17:16:54 (2h ago) [Triola]: And Sammie, keep posting in Junk and you might become a Junkie after a while :)

2011-05-05 [Akayume]: Oh Chimes. You are ever so resourceful. :3 <3

2011-05-05 [kians mummy]: She sure is X)

2011-05-05 [Flisky]: I'm re-reading all the comments and was like 'wow, we're amazing'.

2011-05-05 [Akayume]: Uhhmmm, Duh. :P

2011-05-06 [Triola]: I see Akay's "Duh," and raise it with an "Obviously!" :D

2011-05-06 [Sunrose]: You have to re-read posts to realise that? :P

2011-05-06 [Flisky]: Hey, I was high on painkillers the first time around.

2011-05-06 [Triola]: That should have just made everything all the more awesome :P

2011-05-19 [Triola]: :D

2011-05-19 [ally]: You should have a badge and it should say: "This means we can tell you to draw us things."

2011-05-19 [Viking]: *agrees with [ally]*

2011-05-19 [Chimes]: *thirds*

2011-05-20 [Triola]: I am such a pushover >.<

2011-05-20 [Linderel]: You should view it as us giving you things to draw. Because you like drawing. :3

2011-05-20 [ally]: We're such altruists x)

2011-05-20 [Triola]: xD And I do appreciate that, keep them coming over the summer because I'll be bored out of my mind :P

2011-05-21 [ally]: Didn't you have a to draw list somewhere on a wiki?

2011-05-21 [Triola]: Yeah :) somewhere :P Trin's list of things to draw

2011-05-23 [ally]: Why am I not watching that? Oo

2011-05-23 [Triola]: It's quite new :)

2011-05-23 [ally]: Wasn't there an older one?

2011-05-23 [Triola]: There was a Pubky one, I think. Somewhere. A list of things I could draw him as, that is.

2011-05-23 [ally]: Ah that's the one I could be thinking of.

2011-06-09 [Linderel]: Should my status be changed? I've done quite a bit of posting lately, after all.

2011-06-09 [Triola]: Feel free to :P

2011-06-09 [Linderel]: Wheee :D

2011-06-09 [Viking]: Wow...double digits on the Active Residents.

2011-06-09 [Linderel]: :O Is that even possible?

2011-06-09 [Viking]: In the old days, it was standard. I like that we're getting back to that.

2011-06-09 [Linderel]: In the golden days of yore...

2011-06-09 [Viking]: Indeed =)

2011-06-09 [Avaz]: Viking's ego seems to have rubbed off on me, because I feel like I should say, You're welcome for bringing it up to double digits.

2011-06-09 [Akayume]: Hey! :3 I totally helped in bringing y'all back there. >.> And now I don't post anymore because I am always lost. o.o

2011-06-09 [Avaz]: Who do I have to do to get a picture up ins? :P

2011-06-09 [Viking]: [ally] is the official dramatis junkies portraiter.

2011-06-09 [Avaz]: She's been resisting my attempts almost as fiercely as Triola. >_>

2011-06-09 [Viking]: Er…better luck next time?

2011-06-09 [Sunrose]: xD

2011-06-09 [hanhepi]: if i draw something pitiful, maybe she'll feel obliged to replace it?

2011-06-09 [Triola]: She hasn't replaced my two contributions yet, so I wouldn't count on it :P

2011-06-09 [hanhepi]: that's because yours are good.

2011-06-09 [Triola]: Don't dis a picture before you've made it, that's not the way to please the Muse :P

2011-06-09 [Triola]: xD I love it!

2011-06-09 [hanhepi]: i'd already made it, just not uploaded it. :P

2011-06-09 [Avaz]: Was "No image available" the handiwork of [hanhepi]?

2011-06-10 [hanhepi]: yes!

2011-06-10 [Avaz]: I like it! It has quite the MSPaint quality to it. I especially like the hand waving :D

2011-06-10 [hanhepi]: i made it in MSPaint. XD not my best MSPaint work, but it makes a fine placeholder. never having seen an actual picture of you, it was hard to go more realistic with it.

2011-06-10 [Avaz]: You can has a facebook friendship with me and see pictures. ;)

2011-06-10 [Viking]: You could have drawn him as Dionysus.

2011-06-10 [hanhepi]: add me! http://www.facebook.com/#!/hanhepi

2011-08-17 [hanhepi]: Official Junk Sandwich: together, we can build the perfect sandwich.

2011-11-17 [Viking]: Junk Warnings =P

2011-12-03 [hanhepi]: anyone interested in a christmas card from me? figured i'd ask here, since you all are the most likely to want one.

2011-12-03 [Avaz]: I wouldn't mind one, but if it's all the same to you, I won't be sending one back :P

2011-12-03 [Viking]: Would the card have a zombie santa?

2011-12-03 [iippo]: I do I do I do!

2011-12-03 [kians mummy]: Pika chu

2011-12-03 [hanhepi]: Avaz: that's fine! i'll even send you one of the funny ones. :D

Viking: do you know how hard it is to find a zombie santa this time of year? guess i could break out the crayons and modify a santa card for you though.

iippo: yay!

2011-12-03 [kians mummy]: please join Support our soldiers

2011-12-04 [nehirwen]: Christmas cards! <3

2011-12-04 [Mortified Penguin]: Bob's Diner!

2012-04-21 [iippo]: We need a picture of Avad.

2012-04-21 [Avaz]: Isn't it in the rules that gods, even smut gods, aren't supposed to be worshipped as images or idols? :P

2012-04-21 [iippo]: But making an image that will direct your thoughts to your chosen deity is okay, as long as you don't worship the picture itself :P

2012-04-21 [Avaz]: Ah, see. Details, the devil lives there.

2012-04-22 [kians mummy]: http://funstuffonline.page.tl/

2012-05-15 [ally]: I have no clue what [Avaz] looks like...

2012-05-15 [Avaz]: I kind of like this persistent mystery. :)

2012-05-15 [ally]: Then how can I make the portrait?

2012-05-15 [Avaz]: Good question. Remind me later and I'll send you a picture.

2012-05-15 [Viking]: [ally] should specify exactly what should be in the picture =P

2012-05-15 [Avaz]: *evil grin*

2012-05-15 [Sunrose]: Ally, he's on FB :p

2012-05-15 [Avaz]: I am, but I decided to shut down my FB account by the end of the week. That's why I didn't mention it.

But sure, you can track down an old photo of me. But better hurry, time is running out~! :D

2012-05-24 [ally]: Too late I guess...
Besides I forgot my FB password again.